To all the new hipsters

To all the new hipsters.
I was into comics before they were cool.
I was into  comics before you were born.
I was into horror when there was still great stuff.
I was into horror. I'm calling your bluff.

To all the new hipsters.
I was into vinyl. Why has the word become final?
Why when I paid eight bucks, you pay thirty, you know so much?
I guess I should have followed my vision,
Instead of filling you with derision.,

To all the new hipsters.
You don't know squat.
To all the new hipsters.
Youtube is cool. Facebook is not.
Yeah I'm ranting and raving.
But what I am saying is worth saving.