4th of fucking July!

4th of fucking July!
I exercise my right
To act like a total idiot.
To be ungrateful and admonishing.

To make fun of everybody I despise.
To celebrate my vanity and selfishness.
4th of fucking July.
Goddamn I'm a lucky so and so.

4th of fucking July.
I am all about self-congratulation.
I am not worthy to wear these stripes.
And deep inside I'm aching.

I don't shit on the American flag.
They already tried that bag.
You don't shit where you eat.
If you want to get some meat.

I'm an unrepentant selfish American.
Full of bile and hatred.
I ain't got no cause.
And I am full of flaws.