Impossible New Year's Resolutions

I made a resolution to hold hands with the sky.

I made a resolution to spit in God's eye.

I made a resolution to see if the moon

Was really made of cream cheese

Like they told you in school.

I made a resolution to eat someone's thought.

I made a resolution that happiness can actually be bought.

I made a resolution to plant a garden on the ocean.

I made a resolution to run without motion.

I made a resolution to put the sun in my hat.

I made a resolution to squash the Earth flat.

I made a resolution to love without pity.

I made a resolution to make war pretty.

I made a resolution to write a poem in invisible ink

Then send it to my beloved with an eye blink.

I made a resolution to never be sad.

I made a resolution to never be bad.

Those last two were the hardest I ever had.