I'm in love with Georgia Hubley

Don't get me wrong!

If Ira Kaplan asked me

To drink the koolade,

I would surely do it!

But, for the record,

from what I know

(which is nothing),

Georgia Hubley is the most

Beautiful, Sincere, Deep

Intelligent, Charming

Real woman I have ever 

Not met.

And I am certain of it.

And I hope I am proved wrong.

Because I'll never be with Georgia Hubley.

And I only want to be with the Woman

Who understands what I am trying 

To say to her (right now).