New Rules

1) I will only drink on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays.

(Unless I go out with friends from work).

2) I will only drink 2 beers on a week night

If I have to go to work the next day.

3) I will drink at least 3 glasses of water 

If I have to go to work the next day.

4) I won't drink a strong beer on a week day.

(But I won't drink a shitty beer either).

5) I will not let my drinking affect my work.

6) I will not let my work affect my drinking.

(That last one was a joke to see if

You were paying attention dear reader).

My new rules are very strict.

They will be adhered to 

As if they were the law.

Unless she wants to meet me for a drink.

Then all bets are off.